Loice Remy denies Crystal Palace transfer will happen

Written by Robert Sutherland

Loic Remy has denied he will be making the move across London from Chelsea to Crystal Palace.


Remy says that while interest from Crystal Palace is flattering, his focus lies on getting more time on the pitch with his current club Chelsea. 

Remy said: "“I am [flattered by the interest] but I never wanted to leave this club because I feel really good.

“Of course I want to play more but I’m sure I can play more here."

Despite a summer in which he has been linked with a move away, with Palace frequently mentioned (and are many bookmakers' favourites to sign the Frenchman) Remy has spent the summer ensuring he's ready to return to Chelsea's starting line-up. 

“That’s my target and I just try to make it happen by working hard and show everybody and the manager that he can count on me. For me, my mind is here and I don’t want to leave at the minute.

“For so many reasons I want to stay – because we won two trophies last season and because I’m sure that we’re going to win more, so for me it is really exciting.  

“I want to be a part of this project and there is no reason for me to leave now."

It looks like Palace will need to find another attacking option - although they are also the bookies' favourites to sign Remy's Chelsea team-mate Patrick Bamford.


Going to Edinburgh Festival? Here are some Crystal Palace supporting comedians and their shows

Written by Joe Bloggs

Going to the Edinburgh Festival? There are some Palace fans doing standup comedy! We've listed them for you below.


Kevin Day - Gilded Baloon, 6.15pm, 8th-30th August

Star, well member, of the FYP Podcast and Edinburgh Fesitval legend brings his latest solo show to the Fringe and it's bloody aces.  'Beautifully crafted, cleverly paced, hugely funny show' (Scotland on Sunday). 'Day is quite simply performing at the top of his game.' **** (List). Tickets: £10

Jim Daly - Jekyll and Hyde, 2pm 8th-15th August, 12.30pm 16th-21st August

The FYP Podcast host is doing his first ever show at Edinburgh and brings his mix of comedy songs and jokes to the stage alongside his girlfriend and partner in crime Miranda Dawe. Tickets: FREE!


Mark Steel - Assembly George Square Studios, 8.15pm 8th-30th August

If you saw him at the Crystal Palace Comedy Festival you'll know how amazing Mark Steel is. Well worth seeing. 'He's a man with a passionate desire to communicate his ideas, who is also very funny' (Guardian). 'Excellent stand-up' (Times). 'Steel's rapier wit cuts to the chase' (Observer). Tickets: £14.


Elliot Steel - Kildernkin, 10pm 8th-29th August

Mark's son also does standup (and is also a big Palace fan) and is performing alongside Twitter star Jake Lambert. 'Excitable ADD-fuelled delivery' (Chortle.co.uk). Tickets: FREE


Jo Brand - The Assembly Rooms, 12.45pm 19th August - 

Jo Brand returns to the Fringe to celebrate Gilded Balloon’s 30th Anniversary! Long established as one of the UK’s best female comics. This BAFTA and four-time British Comedy Award winner takes a break from her regular TV appearances on prime time panel shows such as the BBC’s QI and Have I Got News for You, and makes a welcome return to the Gilded Balloon! Tickets: £12





Swansea manager claims Crystal Palace target is going nowhere

Written by Jim Daly

Swansea manager Garry Monk reckons Palace target Ashley Williams won't be leaving the club.


The 29-year-old centre-back has been linked with a move to Selhurst Park with the Eagles keen on more defensive reinforcements.

But Monk claims the Welsh international - and anyone from his squad - are staying put.

When asked about Williams leaving he said: “I don’t want to lose anyone, I have said that many times. We are building something here and I think the players can see that.

“Every conversation I have had with all of them, they want to be here and be part of it. They can see it again this year that we have added quality and competition, which is getting closer to where we want it."

He added: “We haven’t had any calls. I am not naive. Any player in the world is for sale at some price. But it’s like I said when it came to Wilfried Bony – it would have to be astronomical for any of these players to leave.”

It leaves Palace still looking for another centre-back to add to Scott Dann, Damien Delaney, Brede Hangeland and Martin Kelly. 


An open letter to Norwich City regarding ticket pricing for Crystal Palace supporters

Written by Joe Bloggs

David McNally
Norwich City Football Club
Carrow Rd

9 July 2015

By email and post

Dear David,

Norwich City v Crystal Palace – away ticket pricing decision

We write in relation to your recent decision to charge Crystal Palace supporters £45 for admission to Carrow Road for the first game of the 2015/16 Premier League season.

By way of introduction, we are a Crystal Palace fanzine which has been running for over 12 years. While we would never be so presumptuous as to state that we speak on behalf of all Palace fans, who are a diverse bunch from all walks of life, we are, however, all ardent fans of the club and attend matches home and away, come rain or shine. 

Congratulations to all at Norwich City on your recent promotion to the Premier League. Having only recently been promoted through the playoffs ourselves, many Palace fans watched your club enjoy its very own May day of jubilation at Wembley with some interest, not only to find out the identity of the 20th name in the hat for the 2015/16 Premier League, but also to remind ourselves of the excitement and fervour of the Championship playoffs. We empathised with the joy your fans showed on the final whistle, having been in the same position – albeit while making more noise, of course – only 2 years ago.

We also know only too well how difficult the Premier League can be for clubs recently promoted from the Championship. This is a league where teams of more modest ambition and humble roots attempt to rub shoulders with global giants but, as fans, it’s hard not to be seduced by some of the glamour that comes with being part of a league that is subject to so much media exposure and public interest.

Being a fan of a Premier League club is not, however, without its pitfalls and disadvantages. Fixtures are frequently changed at the whim of broadcasters, and with scant notice, to inconvenient times with many fans having already paid for travel (and other expenses) and with no avenue for recompense. There are, of course, also fewer opportunities to see your favourite club play, given the league’s smaller size, and when a high profile fixture comes around there is a greater scarcity of tickets than there would be against a smaller team in the Championship (like, say, Ipswich Town).

On top of that, and most pertinently, ticket prices can often be prohibitively expensive. Some tickets for away matches are priced appropriately, reasonably and proportionately. Tickets for Palace’s away match at West Brom last season were a sensible £25, for example. All too many clubs, however, charge prices for away fans which are disproportionately high. Chelsea have twice charged Palace fans over £60 for the pleasure of watching a match in the cauldron of silence that is Stamford Bridge. However, not all clubs are, or have to be, like that. Which is probably just as well as I am not sure the universe could take 20 clubs like Chelsea without some form of mass immunisation programme.

The issue of clubs overcharging away fans has become so acute that, as I am sure you are aware, Swansea City have even gone so far as to subsidise the price of away tickets for their fans in instances where the home side has taken the decision to charge an exorbitant amount. You must agree that this does nothing to address the underlying issue of unreasonably priced tickets, as it provides little motivation for the home club to do anything other than to continue increasing prices, knowing that a portion of the cost will be subsidised by the away club. For Swansea City’s part it does at least attest to a club putting the interests of supporters ahead of short term gain, which we and many other fans of various clubs applaud.

We expect that many Palace fans are sadly resigned to, and expect, the fact that tickets for away matches at clubs like Chelsea will be priced at an inappropriately high level. We do not, however, expect it from a club like Norwich, whose background, fanbase and wealth is largely similar to that of our beloved Palace. You may be surprised to hear that numerous of our fans were excited at the news of Palace playing at Carrow Road on 8 August. Norwich is a fine and welcoming city, and is a destination which Palace fans are always happy to visit. It was therefore a source of immense disappointment and frustration that a club of a similar standing to ours has taken the decision to charge adult away fans £45 for admission to the forthcoming match. In the circumstances we, and many other Palace fans, are of the view that the decision taken is plainly unreasonable and ill-judged.

You will no doubt point to the fact that the market can sustain £45 tickets at present. And you would be right. But football, and indeed the Premier League product as promoted overseas, is dependent upon more than market forces. In any other industry the market would have dictated that the customer base of a club the size of Norwich City would dwindle to a negligible level following your relegation in 2014, such is the relative disparity between the quality of football in the Premier League and other levels of the English game.

Fortunately for Norwich City, and many other clubs who have been in your position (including Palace), fans value, perhaps naively, the virtues of loyalty and devotion rather than value for money and return on investment. Moreover, even those global viewers who tune into the Premier League on television from around the world do so not only for the stars on the pitch, but also because of the atmospheres in the stadia. Those fans are in some ways the very essence of the Premier League’s appeal, not extraneous to it.

We also anticipate that you might believe that many fans can afford to pay £45 for a ticket to a football match. Again, you would be correct in stating that some can afford to pay £45 for a ticket. Many, however, cannot. Football may no longer be the preserve of solely working class men, but not every spectator earns a middle class income. For many, the price of admission to Carrow Road will amount to nearly a full day’s work at the government’s recently announced minimum Living Wage. Clubs that implement ticket prices at the level you have set for our forthcoming match are, in the circumstances, clearly doing a disservice to their many fans for whom £45 amounts to a substantial sum, let alone for a mere 90 minutes or entertainment (or not, on very many occasions).

Those fans who do engage in the quaint practice of attending matches rather than watching everything on the red button, are also obviously acutely aware of the extent of TV Revenues received by Premier League clubs. The marginal nature of the gain created by increased ticket prices, which creates greater relative strain on the individual fans’ finances than the benefit accrued by the clubs (in the context of their wider finances), is keenly appreciated by fans. The additional £56,000 Norwich City will generate in charging Crystal Palace fans £45 for admission rather than £25 is a small drop in the overall TV revenues that Premier League clubs receive. We understand the need for clubs to obtain financial advantages in such a competitive league, but there are clearly other ways to achieve this aim which do not adversely impact the lifeblood of the sport.

While you will probably reflect on the fact that your club is likely to sell out many games in the Premier League this season in any event, we urge you to take into account the effect upon overall away ticket prices throughout the league that your policy will have and the consequent increase in expense to your own supporters when they travel away from Carrow Road. Crystal Palace fans do not deserve to be charged £45 for admission in the same way that Norwich City fans do not deserve to be charged £45 for admission to the Hawthorns or Selhurst Park or the Liberty Stadium.

Clubs like Crystal Palace and Norwich may receive vast sums from broadcasters at present but it is the fans who sustained those clubs when they were on the brink of liquidation or relegated twice in a row or made it through nailbiting playoff semi-finals against their bitter rivals. And it is those fans who will stand by both clubs should something go wrong and the TV money dry up following another relegation.

We urge you to take a principled stand, not just in the interests of Palace fans for the upcoming fixture but for all away fans attending Premier League matches, including your own.

Yours faithfully,


*This letter has been sent via post and email to Mr McNally


IT'S OFFICIAL! Yohan Cayabe has signed for Palace on a three-year deal

Written by Jim Daly

OH. My. GOD. Palace have just unveiled the signing of the summer as Yohan Cabaye arrives from PSG in a club record deal.

The French international has signed a four-year deal at Selhurst Park and becomes Palace's most expensive signing ever at £12.8m (with add-ons).

The 29-year-old playmaker only spent one season in Paris after making a £19m switch from Newcastle - but made just 21 starts for the Ligue 1 champions and found chances limited.

He's now teamed up with his old Magpies gaffer Alan Pardew at Palace and becomes the Eagles' most high profile signing ever - and arguably is the transfer of the summer in the entire Premier League.

On joining the club Cabaye told cpfc.co.uk: “I’m happy to be here. I’ve been waiting for the decision, had the medical and now I can’t wait to focus on my new team, a new season and my new life.

“I wanted to come and play for Palace because there are some really strong players here. They finished very well last season and I think they can compete to get into the top eight.  

"I also know the gaffer and have worked with him before and I’m confident with him. I want to do my best for him because he’s made a big effort to get me to come here, as well as the Chairman, so I have to say a big thank you to both of them.”

He goes straight in as Palace's highest earner with reports he has signed a £100,000-a-week deal and reportedly turned down Atletico Madrid and other Premier League sides to move to Selhurst.


Yohan Cabaye 'agrees terms with Crystal Palace'

Written by Jim Daly

Oh my god it's actually happening. Reports from France suggest Yohan Cabaye has agreed to join Palace.


French newspaper L'Equipe are reporting that the former Newcastle star has chosen the Eagles thanks to his pre-existing relationship with Alan Pardew.

Reports had already emerged that Palace had agreed a £12.8m club record deal with Paris St Germain for the midfielder which would make his the most expensive player in Palace's history.

The French international reportedly wants £100,000 a week at the Eagles and according to sources in France has turned down Atletico Madrid to move to Selhurst, which is crazy but amazing.

The 29-year-old joined PSG from Newcastle for £19m in January 2014, but started just 13 games last season and wants regular football to try and secure a place in the France squad for Euro 2016.

According to the BBC, there is an agreement in principle over personal terms and he is expected to undergo a medical in the next 48 hours.

It would be a huge statement of intent from Palace and CPFC2010 if Cabaye arrives we could be on the verge of one of the greatest signings ever.

Hold onto your hats, folks!